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The Old Lady and the Bet

A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag
of money.
She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank
to open a savings account because, "Its a lot of money!" After much
hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the
presidents office (the customer is always right!). The bank
president
then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied,
"$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk.
The president was of course curious as to how she came by all this
cash, so he asked her, "Maam, Im surprised youre carrying so much
cash around. Where did you get this money?" The old lady replied, "I
make bets. " The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?"
The old woman said, "Well, for example, Ill bet you $25,000 that your
balls are square." "Ha!" laughed the president, "Thats a stupid bet.
You can never win that kind of bet!" The old lady challenged, "So,
would you like to take my bet?"
"Sure," said the president, "Ill bet $25,000 that my balls are not
square!" The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is a
lot
of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 am
as a witness?"
"Sure!" replied the confident president.
That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a
long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from
side to side, again and again. He thoroughly checked them out
until he was sure that there was absolutely no way his balls were
square and that he would win the bet.
The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little old lady
appeared with her lawyer at the presidents office. She introduced
the
lawyer to the president and repeated the bet: "$25,000 says the
presidents balls are square!"
The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him to
drop his pants so they could all see. The president complied.
The little old lady peered closely at his balls and then asked if she
could feel them. "Well, Okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot
of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure." Just then, he
noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head against the wall.

The president asked the old lady, "What the hells the matter with
your
lawyer?"
She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that at 10:00 am
today, Id have The Bank of Canadas presidents balls in my hand."
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