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Brief eines Tirolers an die NASA!!!

Greet God!
I write you, because you must help me. I have seen your
Space Shuttle in the television. In color. And so came me the idea to
make holidays in the world-room.

Alone. Without my crazy wife. I am the Kraxlhuber. The
Hofer Anderl was my clock-clock grandfather. I stand on a very bad foot with my wife.
Always she shouts with me. She has a shrill voice like a
circle saw.
She lets no good hair at me. She says I am a Schlapp-tail.

She wants that I become Bürgermaster. But I want not be Bürgermaster. I
have nothing at the hat with the political shit. I want my Ruah.

And so I want make holidays on the moon. Without my bad
half. But I take my dog with me. He is a boxer. His name is Wurstl.

So I want book a flight in your next Space Shuttle. But
please give me not a window place. I would kotz you the rocket full, because I am not
swindle-free. And no standing-place please...

And please do not tell my wife that I want to go alone.
She has a big Schrot-gun. She would make a sieve from my ass.

I need not much comfort. A nice double-room with bath
and kloo and heating. And windows with look on the earth. So I can look
through my far-glass and see my wife working on the potatoe field. And I and my dog laugh us a branch(hähä). we will kringel ourself before laughing (höhöhöhö)!

Is what losse on the moon? I need warm weather and I
hope the sunshines everyday. This is very good for my frost-boils.

With friendly Servus, your Kraxlhuber
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