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Bill Clinton in Hell

Bill Clinton dies and is on his way to Hell.
At Hell's gates he meets Satan. Satan tells Clinton that Hell is
full, but that Clinton will be replacing one of the current inhabitants,
and he will be given the choice of who he will replace forever in Hell.

Three doors appear before Clinton. The first door opens. Behind it is Newt
Gingrich.
He's being forced to pound big rocks into little rocks. Upon seeing Newt in
this predicament, Clinton cringes and says, "I feel his pain! I don't think
so."


The second door opens. Behind it is Ted Kennedy. He is bobbing for
automobile parts in a large pool of dirty water. Grimacing at the filthy
scene, Clinton says, "Not for me."


The third door opens and behind it is Ken Starr. He's naked and bound hand
and foot. Kneeling before him is Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.


"I can handle that!" Clinton proclaims enthusiastically.


"Very well," says Satan. "Monica, you may go."
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