A man in his 40s bought a new BMW and was out driving onthe interstate at top speed when he suddenly saw flashing red
and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch
a BMW," he thought to himself and sped up even more. Then
the reality of the situation hit him, "What the heck am
I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word,
and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, it is the end
of my shift, and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more
paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that
I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife
ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying
to give her back."
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
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